How to avoid a charging rhinoceros
A. Upon noticing that a rhino has seen you, turn and run away in a straight line as fast as you can.
B. Sit down quietly until the rhino gets bored and leaves the area.
C. Remain perfectly still and quiet; if the rhino actually charges, run away from it in a zigzag pattern.
What do you think? Or maybe you have a better idea?
posted by carly @ 2:09 PM
5 Comments:
Get Rhinoplasty.
John
that totally reminds of a joke that was in my math text book in grade 3. i'm not lying. seriously. somehow i remember it.
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Take away its credit card.
Zing!!!
haha - what kind of math book did you have?! All i had in mine were scenarios with trains.
i dunno about a rhino. but if you ever run into a lion you're supposed to stare straight in his eyes. he gets shy and turns away. maybe rhinos are shy too?
Avoid places where Rhino's live?
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